Valium Oh Valium I love Valium
By Pam Sherman | January 30, 2008
A second engagement. I’ll be speaking for a second time at Ambiance - -t he first date Feb. 7th has apparently sold out. If you are around come on March 25th Tuesday night for a talk about EDGE TM. Call 586-5820 to reserve your spot.
Speaking of edge - - I had none today. Today I had to have a little procedure - -nothing serious but it came with the most delicious drip - valium. They said I might have amnesia of the procedure, and I did, but mostly I’ve been really pleasant all day. My kids couldn’t believe it. Wow. This is wonderful stuff. Especially for someone who hasn’t been drinking. I just hope it’s not fattening. I finally caved and ate some bread by the way. Diet successful. 30 days 13 lbs. ( And definitely some fun in there for those of you who read the blog - - Las Vegas, need I say more.).
But back to the Dr.: I realize that I’m becoming my mother because my dr’s appointment ruled my day. At 77 she see’s so many dr’s it’s her full time job - - which she already has - - being someone’s dr. (therapist to be exact). Nothing she sees them for is serious. Lots of follow-up tests and visits resulting from the tests. My test today was to see if I had reflux which almost everyone I know has or is being treated for - -even I’m being treated for it and he doesn’t know if I have it! But this test apparently really didn’t tell the dr. if I had it - it was to see if I had damaged my esophogus which is a clue that I have it. But since there was no damage now I have to go have another test (no valium on that one what’s the point) to see if I really have it. Well, why didn’t we do that test first??? For three months I’ve been walking around like Woody Allen in Hannah and Her Sisters thinking I had a terrible disease because that’s what you have when they do tests where they have to give you valium!!!! But no, I’m actually fine (as was Woody as I recall).
But the best part was I got to try the valium. When I left i was told not to operate heavy machinery (darn I was going to use the forklift today) or make any big decisions. Isn’t that incredible? On Dr’s orders I cannot make any big decisions today. I cannot decide to run away to Texas or to buy a car. Really what big decisions do people really make on a regular basis? Usually none. Coffee or tea? Work out or not? I need to make more important decisions don’t I? In order to be told I can’t make them I have to have some to make. But actually the dr’s order should have said, do not operate heavy machinary or blog today. Tee hee.
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