The Suburban Outlaw™

Archive for July, 2008

My Broken Butt, Washing Machine, Dishwasher, Ice Machine, Garage Door……And More

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

I think I’m being haunted.  In the last two weeks my dishwasher, microwave, garage door opener, ice machine, washing machine, phone, cable and lighting fixtures have all broken down MYSTERIOUSLY.  First I thought the house was hit by lightening.  Then I thought the house was going through the seven-year itch (it’ll be seven years since […]

Summer Lovers

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

I thought that summer was time for lolling around in the sand, tanning topless, and enjoying a hammock.  Not for the SO.   I haven’t been writing here at the SO because all my words have been used up writing features for Rochester Magazine and Mann’s Accent Magazine.  In between I’ve had the pleasure of covering the LPGA […]